A: Whore-ified. What did Ryu say when a whore asked if he wanted a blowjob? Q: Whats the difference between a hooker and a mexican? A: You have to pay the hooker for extra services. Q: How bad is the California economy? A: Even the whores are taking I. U's Q: What do you call a whore that leads an uprising against their pimps? A: Slut-acus. Q: Why does Tiger play a round of golf with a whore?
A: To get a hairy hole in one. Q: Did you hear about the prostitute that thought she was a duck? A: She charged 7 dollars a quack.
Q: What does a prostitute do on Thanksgiving? A: gobble gobble gobble. Q: Did you know that O. Slut jokes are just whoreable.
Twinkle twinkle little whore, you're cheaper than the dollar store. Q: What do u call hooker that likes in in her ass? A: a crack whore Q: Why does a whore's pussy smell? A: It's full of rotten eggs. Q: What is a whore's favorite Dr. Seuss book? A: Oh, the People You'll Blow. Q: How do you change a skunk to a whore?
A: Replace the u to an a! Q: What did santa say when he walked into the brothel? A: Ho, Ho, Ho. Q: How do you know your waitress is a slut? A: When her biggest tip is the top of your dick. Q: Why did the guy call the hoe a rooster? A: Because any cock'll do. Did you hear about the blind hooker Q: What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet?
A: A UF-hoe. Q: What do you call a movie about a whore who doesn't like bunnies? A: Throwing bananas into the car brings in the monkeys, throwing filthy lucre into the car brings in the prostitutes. What kind of vehicle does a 7-foot hooker drive? A Tahoe! Q: What does a gun and prostitute have in common? A: One cock, they blow. Q: How do you know when the hooker in your trunk is dead?
A: She smells better. Q: What do you call a hooker that screws a dinosaur? A: Jurassic Whore. Q: What do you call a movie about prostitutes throughout the galaxy? A: All the doors are marked "self service". Q: Why did the starlet put her ovaries on cherry cordials? A: Because she wanted to make whore-d'oeuvres.
Q: You know the difference between a well dressed, successful lawyer, and a down and out old whore? A: There's some things even a whore won't do for money. Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? A: He opened up a warehouse!
Q: What do you call a whore that swallows? A: Cream of the Crotch. Q: What did the guy say to the prostitute? A: How much do you charge for a blow job because my vacuum can't blow it can only suck? Twinkle twinkle little whore, You're at school, not Jersey Shore. You're a slutty orange mess, please go find a longer dress! Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: "Jake's whore house, You got the dough, We got the hoe" Screw you whore.
Every morning my alarm tries to pull me and my bed apart, that jealous whore. The wind is such a whore, it blows everyone. That awkward moment when you yell "hey slut" and 69 girls turn around.
You should learn to take a joke as easily as you take a dick, whore. I prefer the term "Vaginasmith". I heard she was born naked, that slut. You call her a slut, a whore, and a bitch..
But yet you were the one who dated her. Yelling "Whore! You know what they say about hookers. You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave. So I opened a brothel and called it erectile dysfunction, but it was a flop and no one came. Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? So what if I've been beat up or if Big Earl makes me go down on him in the alleyway before he hands over my fix?
None of that matters to Brittany and Dylan. Those kids are hungry now. It's up to me and me alone to get supper on the table. Show the supply chain who's boss Get a head start on your holiday shopping at Amazon, Target, Best Buy, and more. I may not be home with Brittany and Dylan all the time, but even when I'm not, I'm still mothering.
The trick is to teach your children the important lessons early on. Then, even when you're on your back on a stained mattress in an abandoned building far away, they'll know not to play with matches or talk to strangers.
Not to boast, but I'm raising two terrific kids. Last night, when I was forced to bring work home with me, they let me do it in peace, staying quietly in their rooms until the customer was gone. Ever since Khandi lost all that weight and died of pneumonia, I've been getting a lot of extra business. I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me. White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole?
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